Suppressing the fruits of an illegal search

Jay Leiderman
By: Jay Leiderman
September 20 2016

THE FRUITS OF AN ILLEGAL SEARCH OR SEIZURE ARE TAINTED AND MAY NOT BE USED AS EVIDENCE

Evidence seized as the result of a search or seizure (or an arrest) which has exceeded permissible bounds is the “fruit of the poisonous tree” and must be excluded. Wong Sun v. United States, (1973) 371 U.S. 471. Thus confessions, admissions and physical evidence are barred, Lockridge v. Superior Court, 3 Cal.3d 166 (1970); as well as testimony as to the identity of stolen goods, People v. Dowdy, 50 Cal.App.3d 180 (1975); and tape recordings, People v. Coyle, 2 Cal.App.3d 60 (1969). See also Ruiz v. Craven, 425 F2d 235 (9th Cir 1970) (confession after confrontation with illegally seized heroin).

“fruit of the poisonous tree”

Also, tangible evidence obtained as a fruit of a Miranda violation is inadmissible and may be suppressed under Penal Code section 1538.5. People v. Abbott, 3 Cal.App.3d 966 (1970); U.S. v. Casell, 452 F2d 533 (7th Cir 1971); People v. Superior Court (Keithley), 13 Cal.3d 406 (1975). An admission or confession or other intangible fruit which is the result of an illegal arrest can be challenged under Penal Code section 1538.5. Wong Sun, supra; People v. DeVaughn, 18 Cal.3d 889 (1977).

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Jay Leiderman on his way into Federal Court to present a vigorous and hard-hitting defense; his duty under the constitution and his privilege as a lawyer.

Once it is shown that a statement was the fruit of a violation of the constitutional proscriptions against unreasonable searches and seizures, it is the People’s burden to purge the evidence of its taint. A mere giving of the Miranda admonition is not enough. Brown v. Illinois, 422 U.S. 590 (1975). Here, there is a substantial amount of taint upon the seized items. The taint was not purged from the evidence, and thus, it should all be suppressed.

 

 

16 thoughts on “Suppressing the fruits of an illegal search

  1. Hi i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anywhere, when i read this paragraph
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  2. In California is this called a 1538.5 motion to suppress? Is the law about the “fruit of the poisonous tree” the same in every state? Thank you.

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  4. “Perfect, Tender”
    So tender your instrument,
    And I tender mine…
    “Perfect, Tender” is a love poem grounded in — what else? — the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC). Helpfully footnoted for your wooing pleasure.

    Big business looks hither,
    Whether merging for life,
    Or dealing more briefly:
    “Fifty widgets, tonight.”

    Though their tears come as filings –
    Through dividends, glee –
    Corporations are people, too.
    Need love? UCC!

    Age-old disagreements,
    Foibles, troubles and pain
    Are here laid out cleanly,
    Solved, numbered and plain.

    From involving third parties,1
    To morning-after remorse,2
    All once-taboo subjects3
    Now par for the course.

    1 – See generally, U.C.C. §§ 9-401 et seq.
    2 – § 2-513. Buyer’s Right to Inspection of Goods.
    3 – e.g., infidelity. See § 2-614. Substituted Performance.

    New lovers can bargain4
    Perhaps do a deal,5
    And if either should breach,6
    Their remedies are real.7

    4 – § 3-202. Negotiation Subject to Rescission.
    5 – § 2-204. Formation in General.
    6 – § 3-502. Dishonor.
    7 – § 9-625. Remedies for Secured Party’s Failure to Comply With Article.

    My past contracts have crumbled,
    Though I did not breach,8
    I had accepted those goods,
    Without assurance from each.9

    8 – § 2-610. Anticipatory Repudiation.
    9 – § 2-609. Right to Adequate Assurance of Performance.

    Now older and wiser,
    Perhaps overdue,10
    I turn to the Code,
    And use it on you.

    10 – § 3-304. Overdue Instrument.

    But how shall I take you,
    As a sale11 or a lease?12
    Nay! A security interest,13
    Brings domestic peace.

    11 – See generally U.C.C. Article 2.
    12 – See generally U.C.C. Article 2A.
    13 – See generally U.C.C. Article 9.

    Perfect by attachment,14
    Or just by control,15
    Accept by performance16
    With dirty parol.17

    14 – § 9-309. Security Interest Perfected Upon Attachment.
    15 – § 9-314. Perfection by Control.
    16 – § 2-206. Offer and Acceptance in Formation of Contract.
    17 – § 2-202. Final Written Expression: Parol or Extrinsic Evidence.

    So tender your instrument,
    And I tender mine,
    Tender is perfect;18
    Satisfaction, divine.19

    18 – § 2-601. Buyer’s Rights on Improper Delivery.
    19 – § 3-311. Accord and Satisfaction by Use of Instrument.

    If this Code governs business
    For the “too big to fail”
    Why not let it help you,
    Find love, or some tail?20

    20 – Fee tail.
    Uniform Commercial Code – Legal Information Institute
    https://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc

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  6. I was advising my friend that he lost his motion to suppress and his lawyer would not take a writ under 1510 and my friend took diversion PC1000 so now he can’t appeal the denial of the motion unless and until he fails on diversion. It’s bullshit because he got totally jobbed by the judge and his lawyer just let it happen and didn’t care either while the hearing was going on or after it either. I think I knew more then the lawyer (David Lehr) who was lazy and now my friend has to do diversion instead of getting his evidence suppressed and having his case dismissed. Don’t use David Lehr. He charges too much and once he gets the last payment of your money he’s just going to try to plead you guilty.

  7. Sue Basko Hatemail Central
    BY KILGOAR, ON JULY 29TH, 2013
    Sue Brasko
    Sue Brasko
    Here at the Internet Chronicle we rarely, if ever, receive hatemail thanks to our impeccable human rights record. It seems, however, that two articles have upset a famous lawyer who is widely known for being a “highly intelligent, highly educated, very personable, very caring, good person,” or at least that’s how Sue Basko characterized herself after sending us a battery of insulting e-mails.

    I’ve seen the Rustle League torment this “lawyer,” something I took no part in, and they now use a “Basko” as the standard unit for measuring easy trolling targets. In one satiric article, I did write up a quick caricature of Basko and clued in readers that it was a joke by changing her name to “Brasko.” In another article about her “client,” Aaron Bale, Basko’s connection to a very strange press release is given a skeptical glance. One update to this article included information taken from a chat log attributed to Bale, which may or may not be legitimate, and after a complaint from Basko I included an extra disclaimer. That wasn’t enough. Basko went into full hate mode. Her email has been included in blockquotes, and my email response is in italics.

    DEFAMATION REMOVAL DEMAND// LEGAL ACTION WARNING
    CHRONICLE: THIS MUST BE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY in full:
    http://www.chronicle.su/news/aaron-bale-raided-according-to-press-release/
    IF IT IS NOT, YOU WILL FACE LEGAL ACTION. You have been warned twice already.
    Also, your “publication” must remove any and all mention to me and to any of my clients, including Aaron Bale. Your publication must remove all falsehoods and garbage in which I am called “Sue Brasko,” and fake photos of me are posted.
    The photo is a joke meant to characterize your online persona, and I used the name Sue Brasko in the satirical article to clue people in that it is a joke. I do not care if you find it funny or not. If I had to remove everything someone out there thought wasn’t funny, I’d no longer be able to write anything.
    The “writer” “Kilgoar” is not a good writer, posts lies, posts defamation (insulting lies). This “article” is filled with nothing but defamation. Much of it is defamation per se, meaning it is such bad defamation on its face that damages are assumed.
    THIS ARTICLE ALSO ENGAGES IN OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE against Aaron Bale. “Kilgoar” is posting lies intentionally, trying to interfere with an FBI / NSA investigation.
    [NSA investigation? Seriously?]
    The article linked above uses indeterminate language, “Chat logs show claims,” and I even updated the article despite the insulting tone of your complaint, because I am actually interested in getting to the truth behind Aaron Bale — excuse me — Cliff Potts and his laughable press release.
    IN addition, this sick person “Kilgoar” has engaged long term in a hate and lies against me and my clients and those I assist.
    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. For the record, I have no personal feelings against you, even after emails like this. I do feel a bit sorry because they seem to indicate an emotional problem.
    [I wrote one silly story and now I’m involved in a long term hate campaign!]
    This person MUST CEASE AND DESIST. YOUR “PUBLICATION,” ITS OWNERS, ETC CAN BE SUED FOR DEFAMATION AND OTHER CAUSES OF ACTION BASED ON THIS.
    IN ADDITION, we are filing criminal complaints against “Kilgoar” for posting links to false IRC chats and now for posting falsehoods against Aaron Bale.
    You are allowing a mentally disturbed, demented, unprofessional, dangerously deceitful person to write for you.
    Please understand that I amended the article with all pertinent information after you claimed these were false IRC logs. Remember I never framed them as true to begin with. It would be unreasonable, and in fact irresponsible, for me to dismiss these chat logs altogether. As for “falsehoods against Aaron Bale,” you haven’t named any specific things you’d like me to look into or possibly fix. I will not respond to bullying like this, as you have no interest in correcting any possible mistakes or even mentioning them — you just want to scare me into taking the article down with no legal basis.

    PLEASE NOTE: We have received extortionate emails and are having those traced. We strongly suspect those came from “Kilgoar.” The FBI is also investigating those emails, because it is a person trying to create an obstruction of justice.

    THERE IS NO ONE ELSE TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH AARON BALE, other than “Kilgoar.” This same sick person “Kilgoar” also attempted to meddle in the case of “Aaron Socio.”
    I am inclined to believe you are a persona created by Bale.
    I’ll get you, and your little dog, too! What a world, what world! [Basko then melts]
    That last part wasn’t really in her email, but it sums up the responses that came next.
    Re: DEFAMATION REMOVAL DEMAND// LEGAL ACTION WARNING
    To “Kilgoar” and the Chronicle.Su Owners:

    You have been asked politely to remove the “articles” because they are lies, defamations, smears, and misinfo.
    My next step is to file a lawsuit against you/ the Chronicle, and/or to report you to the FBI for interference in my legal work and in their investigations, as well as for repeat online harassment.
    My online persona, as well as my in-person persona, is of a highly intelligent, highly educated, very personable, very caring, good person. I am called upon regularly to assist both nationally and internationally with situations involving media, internet, and the law.
    The fact that you need to tell lies about this, and smear me, shows what you are about. And it isn’t good.
    When you mock and lie about a good, helpful intelligent person – -that does not make you look smart. It makes you look bad, unhelpful, and stupid – – which is how everyone views you. You are what you do, and that is what you do.
    — Susan Basko, Lawyer
    DAFAMATION DEMAND FOLLOW-UP
    TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

    The Chronicle.SU and “Kilgoar” have published lies, defamation, false photographs, links to false materials, etc. against both me and my clients.
    I have previously sent a take-down demand. I received an utterly asinine response sent from “Kilgoar.”
    My next step is to file a lawsuit against the Chronicle and its “writer,” and/or to file FBI complaints for continuous internet harassment, interference with my legal work, interference and trying to frame one of my clients, creation of false evidence, etc.
    I will also publicize and spread the word to any and all of your advertisers that you are doing this, along with the moronic responses from “Kilgoar.”
    MY INTENTION IS TO BEGIN THIS EVENING.
    Sincerely,
    Susan Basko
    ATTENTION: CHRONICLE.SU / “KILGOAR”

    The Chronicle.su and the “writer” using the pseudonym Kilgoar have posted a photograph of Aaron Bale the copyright of which is owned by Aaron Bale. The photograph has appeared on Chronicle.su numerous times as well as on links posted by “kilgoar” on Twitter.
    Use of the photo is a violation of Copyright law and can subject you to payment of up to $150,000 for each violation/ use. Willful use of the photo can also be punished as a criminal offense.
    ANY USE OF THE PHOTO AFTER THIS NOTICE HAS BEEN SENT SHALL BE DEEMED WILLFUL.
    You do not have permission to use ANY photo of Aaron Bale.
    YOU MUST REMOVE ALL PHOTOS OF AARON BALE FROM THE CHRONICLE.SU, OFF ANY LINKS APPEARING ANYWHERE, AND MUST NEVER REPORT.
    NOTICE: DMCA NOTICE.
    Signed: /Susan Basko/ Lawyer for Aaron Bale

  8. Sue Basko was really the lawyer for Adam Lanza support group but got angry when it went public!!!!

    Remove ‘Adam Lanza is a Hero’ Page
    December 20, 2012 ·
    57 minutes ago
    Sue Basko
    WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO POST ON YOUR PAGE that I am NOT the lawyer for the Adam Lanza Hero pages. Also there is a woman, Tamara Watts, who posted that I was the lawyer and also posted a link to one of my blogs – will you please remove this?
    I posted so many times saying I was NOT the lawyer that now I am banned by FB from posting ANY comments! on any pages! for a few days, I guess.
    YOU CAN POST THIS: I am a victim of the person who made the page. He posted my photo and name to harass and defame me. He has also seriously threatened to kill me. I am not sure exactly who he is, but I do have info from which his identity should be ascertainable. The FBI in New Haven CT and also in Chicago IL are working on it. PHone or emails calls to the FBI in either location WILL help get them on the ball. The person who posted the pages is, in my opinion, probably already a killer and is VERY dangerous. My life has been credibly and graphically threatened. Everyone should be very CAREFUL because I think we are dealing with an actual killer. Thank you — Sue

  9. Susan Marie Basko✡ (also known as Batshit Baskocase Sue, Solange Soleil and Suehappy Basketcase for short) is a known belligerent attorney at lol who has been involved in and lost over 9,000 cases in Internet Court. She is also an IRL lawyer with a license to practice law in California and Illinois (note: NOT in New York). She claims to be Catholic but her actions are closer aligned with Scientology than Catholicism. Sue Basko is roughly equivalent (but superior to) what might happen if Mike Sandy and Daniel Brandt mated.
    Whether you’re a potential target of swatting and need to be reminded to never allow the police inside, need someone to harass the family members of those internet terrorists known as the Rustle League, or are just being bullied by The Man, Sue Basko is the only Internet Lawyer you will ever want to call.

    Well, Basko was this completely spaztic fucktard who we were all lol’oing at when this aaronsocio scrub got arrested. I came up with the idea to email her saying that we are aaronsocio’s lawyer and that her services are no longer needed. She flipped out and eventualy ginger brooks told her that it was us so she made like 50 blog posts about us one in particular saying that a transgendering man was trying to steal her jewgold which spiraled into epic fucking lulz. After that she came after f0rsaken got got her dawks dropped including ssn and continued to make blogposts as we harassed her and I made sock accounts to trick her and get into her timeline by making her believe that I was someone working against the Rustle League. As of now, she just subtweets us saying how antisemitic we are and how we are going to hell for masturbating and being criminals online
    Yeah, and now she’s going on about some shit about making a video with this fucking autist who sounds like the guy who sucks dicks for cheeseburgers in cartoons.„

    —Shm00p’s take on the Rustle League/Basko saga.

    Basko invokes Godwin’s Law, because making fun of Sue Basko is totally the equivalent of killing 6 million Jews.

    During the Occupy Wall Street protest, our favorite undisputed queen of the legal realm spent a lot of time weeding out FBI plants among the people who were actually there to protest, even though, according to her, her own brother Gabriel is an FBI agent. It’s really too intricate to lay out in this article without making the more ADHD-addled readers get bored and search for the Offended page, so all of Sue’s deathless prose concerning her anti-COINTELPRO work.

    IRL Harrassment Service

    For those with especially persistent cyberbully problems, Sue will go the extra mile and turn to extrajudicial means, as any good lawyer would. However, what separates Sue from the rest of the pack, is that in addition to e-mailing the cyberbully’s parents, she has been known to sub-contract out to IRL witches and have hexes placed on specific targets. In the cases that have gone public, the hexes have been performed by no less a figure than The Second Coming of Jennifer Emick herself, Kamonra. To provide an analogy that veteran EDiots may understand, Sue plays Daniel Brandt to Kamonra’s Amorrow in this dynamic duo of Internet justice.

    Work with convicted felons

    Another of Basko’s henchmen is a relative nobody and convicted felon named Joseph A Camp. In 2009, Joseph and a classmate decided to RAT boxes on their University of Central Missouri’s network so that they could add funds to their college accounts, change grades, and steal/sell databases. Naturally, since they were skiddie fucktards who had only been on HackForums for 3 weeks, and thus didn’t know the first thing about hiding behind 7 proxies, they were immediately fucked in the ass in the back of the partyvan, then shipped off to prison for more nonconsensual buttsex.

    Occupy Peace

    Bright side of life
    Occupy Peace is a crappy blog where Sue Basko offers advice on how to organize a peaceful protest or occupation in the United States. She frequently derails her own blog with unfunny off-topic posts because she lacks self-control and doesn’t respect her readers who don’t care about personal drama. She desperately hints to journalists that she wants media coverage, not so she can help others exercise their freedom of speech, but instead to cry about people saying mean things to her.

    “If any journalists wish to cover this story, I have vast amounts of evidence of all I am writing about, including thousands of screen shots, pictures, recordings, videos, and more. I can also provide the names and other info on many of the perpetrators.„

    —Sue Basko, a desperate plea for attention.

    Sue Basko has issues with self-confidence and writes delightful walls of text detailing what a wonderful “bright side of life” type of person she is, making it clear that violence and pornography are immoral. The amount of effort she puts into making herself look good only proves that she is extremely self-centered and very insecure about her image. Susan should seek the assistance of a trained professional and become a survivor of her shortcomings.

    Professional victim
    After Sue Basko manages to talk about something other than herself, she begins communicating with her claws and fangs, revealing a deep hatred for Encyclopedia Dramatica, Rustle League and Doxbin. At this point her writings read like a liberal’s wet dream of white middle-class Americans. That’s correct, those who contribute to Encyclopedia Dramatica don’t understand satire and are definitely racist.
    Susan insists that she’s been attacked over the last couple years despite no prior dealings with these sites or trolls. What she will never acknowledge is that she goes out of her way to draw attention to herself by writing off-topic rants on her blog and tweeting like a crybaby on a daily basis. The only way Sue Basko maintains what little sanity she has left is to convince herself that she is a victim, because without that crutch, she would be admitted to the nearest psychiatric ward.

    “They hold a type of malicious racism and antisemitism that I thought had long ago disappeared from society. I am continually shocked to see their displays of the most vicious, repugnant forms of racial hate, of the sort I associate with the KKK or with the days of Nazi Germany.„

    —Sue Basko, oh that’s original.

    Expert advice
    Susan worries that nobody takes her seriously and to compensate for that she repeatedly mentions that in two states she is a licensed attorney. After doing extensive research, our e-lawyer has reached the conclusion that subjects of articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica tend of the “smart, nice, good people.” Susan also warns that contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica or linking to an article is a crime.
    Being a computer expert, Sue Basko has determined that people who visit Encyclopedia Dramatica will immediately have malware installed onto their computer. She goes on to speculate that said malware may be used to take control of webcams, log key presses or install a botnet.
    Enemies of the Lulz can finally rejoice, Sue Basko discovered Encyclopedia Dramatica’s offended page and offers EDiots some free legal advice. The images there are not only shocking and horrific, but also illegal! She is probably referring to the picture of Limecat.
    The purpose of Encyclopedia Dramatica isn’t to document internet drama, but to harass, coerce and extort its victims. According to Sue Basko anyways, and she isn’t going to stand by and watch as people’s lives, especially hers, are destroyed by the hate wiki. She’s made it clear she knows the identities of various contributors, but is withholding this information pending a DOJ and FBI investigation. Hopefully justice will indeed be served, because Susan has informed us that the harm done to her by Encyclopedia Dramatica can never be undone. Sue Basko is also a medical expert and has determined her health has also been damaged beyond repair, all because some jackass on the internet said something mean about her.

    Sue Basko paints a very polarizing picture of herself as a humanitarian. While she crafts the image of herself as a hero for anyone who feels they’re a victim of stalking, copyright violation, or harassment, she takes a very questionable stance toward supportive parents of children with serious mental diseases.


    Many parents today want a diagnosis of autism spectrum for their child, not only because there is a great deal of funding allocated for services for those children, as the news article explains, but also because this qualifies the child or family to collect a good SSI payment each month.

    Basically, Sue believes that parents are actually going out to get autism diagnosis for their kids just so they can reap the government SSI benefits that are paid to these mentally disabled children. Are all these kids pretending to be aspies just so their parents can make an easy living, Sue?
    Once she was called out for her atrocious insensitivity and hypocrisy, she proceeded to delete her comment, use her personal Twitter account to defame the woman who called her out on the comment, and insist that the entire thing was made up. Unfortunately for Sue, the woman had taken a screenshot of the disgusting comment before she could remove it.

    Sue was also called out for this by another person on her Facebook page, and she decided she would attempt to defame the person (who was legitimate and had a genuine concern) by calling them a bully with a fake name attempting to troll her. Sue ended up deleting this comment as well, but not before it was also saved in a screenshot.

    So aside from losing her image as a good person with compassion for fellow humans, she is now exposing herself as a paranoid drama queen who thinks anyone who opposes her diluted views on life are bullies, fakes, or trolls, and need to be promptly reported to the FBI.

    Copyright thief

    Sue specializes in copyright claims, and has extensive first hand experience in stealing the intellectual property of others. Basko Law™ will work hard to prevent others from stealing your hard work, utilizing the knowledge she has gained from countless years of making minor edits to other people’s work and claiming it as her own. The cover photo of her former Twitter account is a perfect example of her work in action.

    Sue Basko: Tree Whisperer

    Did you know that Sue is an accomplished artist herself? She’s the mastermind behind the chart-topping smash hit “You Know The Trees.” The song is an epic tale of meeting a well-traveled man who talks to trees and shares their glorious insight with the listener. It would be a shame if we spoiled this masterpiece for you any further, so prepare yourself to experience the greatest song ever made, sang by Basko herself.

    If you’re like most people and can’t understand what the hell Sue is saying in this psychedelic drug-inspired song, FEAR NOT. The lyrics have been transcribed so you too can swallow a bag of magic mushrooms and sing along. Don’t forget to have a chat with some trees afterward!
    Sex Life

    It has also long been suspected that Sue is a serial masochist and only acts out online in an attempt to gain sexual gratification from being demeaned by thousands of random, anonymous strangers. As a result, experts theorize that Sue has developed a myriad of sexual fetishes and fantasies that would gain her immediate social ostracization if she were to ever allow these to be made known to the general public. Some of these theories include:
    Since the estimated age of 14, Sue has had continuous fantasies of being sexually assaulted. This is most likely a result of Sue’s need to develop an interest in human sexual relations while at the same time coping with the crippling depression associated with her low self-esteem.
    Sue Basko often does a poor job of cleaning her anus after defecation as the constant potential of being anally raped encourages her to maintain a dirty anal cavity with the intent of giving “shitdick” to whomever may find themselves inside of her.
    Sue has been known to hang around various “glory holes” located in the Chicago area.
    Sue has lost countless marbles, wooden pencil erasers, and other such objects in her body during masturbation.
    Sue Basko often sneaks into public men’s rooms so that she may rub her body against the unwashed toilet seats to gain sexual gratification.
    Sue has created and distributed several recordings of her engaging in bestiality. These revolving films are too immoral to be linked here, but know that they have been forwarded to American authorities.
    Sue Basko has volunteered at homeless shelters where she mixed her own pubic hair into the meals served to unknowing homeless men.
    Sue Basko has been known to use “bath salts” as an aphrodisiac.
    Unfortunately for Sue, even the most vile of perverts find her too repugnant to even consider fornicating with.
    Copypasta

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated Magna cum Laude and earned my Juris Doctor at Southern Illinois University School of Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous COINTELPRO operations on Occupy and Anonymous, and I have written over 300 cease and desist letters. I am trained in internet lawfare and I’m the top lawyer of the entire Internet. You are nothing to me but just another FBI informant. I will sue your balls to the wall with fabricated evidence the likes of which has never been seen before on Twitter, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying my name over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of autistic script kiddies across the USA and your chat logs are being reported to the FBI right now so you better prepare for the defamation lawsuit, troll. The defamation lawsuit that wipes out the pathetic little website you call Encyclopedia Dramatica. You’re fucking sued, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with this Twitter handle. Not only am I extensively trained in media law, but I have access to the entire archive of Twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have locked your Twitter account. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Basko’d, kiddo.

  10. Sue “Sue Happy” BaskoShit-tier Internet Lawyer, C&D over Twitter, Tried Taking ED Down, Uses Law License to Harass
    Discussion in ‘Lolcows’ started by yawning sneasel, Jun 1, 2016.
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  11. Contact
    Note: As of August 4, 2016, the mailing address for Matthew Keys has changed due to an ongoing legal issue. To read more about the legal issue, or to make a contribution to Matthew’s legal defense fund, click here.
    To send Matthew Keys letters after August 4, 2016 (handwritten or typed letters only):
    Matthew Keys #70041-097
    USP Atwater
    U.S. Penitentiary
    P.O. Box 019001
    Atwater, CA 95301
    Matthew can also receive hardcover books, magazines and newspaper subscriptions at the above address, but only if they are shipped directly from the publisher or a bookstore such as Amazon or Barnes & Noble (click here for Matthew’s public Amazon wish list). Matthew may receive softcover books at the above address from any source.
    Matthew also depends on direct financial contributions in order to maintain family and community ties and to continue his writing and reporting. Writing materials, envelopes, postage stamps, call credits and e-mail credits all come at significant costs. To make a financial contribution to continue Matthew’s work, send a money order (no cash or personal checks) in any amount in the name of Matthew Keys #74001-097 to the following address:
    Federal Bureau of Prisons
    Matthew Keys
    Register #74001-097
    Post Office Box 474701
    Des Moines, Iowa 50947-0001
    For more information on sending mail, packages, money (Western Union, MoneyGram) or other methods of getting in touch with Matthew after August 4, 2016, click here.
    Matthew Keys also depends on the continued advocacy of his supporters in resolving and rectifying his ongoing legal issue. Those who wish to voice their support for Matthew may do so in one of the following ways:
    Contact his attorneys Tor Ekeland at tor@torekeland.com or Jay Leiderman at jay@criminal-lawyer.me
    Contact his elected representatives (accurate as of August 3, 2016 — for an updated list, click here):
    Rep. John Garamendi (D-CA) at 707-438-1822
    Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) at 415 393-0707
    Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) at 916-448-2787
    Contact your federal elected official — for a complete list, click here.
    Contact the White House comment line at 202-456-1111 or by e-mail here.

  12. My Elephant That’s not my elephant you see right there in the garden. Mine is in the prison where he’s waiting for a pardon. That one in the garden is a charming one named Ella. Mine just steals spaghetti off my plate; Obnoxious fella! Second graders like to come watch Ella spray the roses. At MY elephant those kids just simply thumbed their noses. Ella waters all the flowers, helping out our town. George (that’s mine), behind cell bars, just sits and wears a frown. But he’s been attending inmates’ classes -Monday nights. And his teacher taught him all about the Bill of Rights. He’s learned that his Miranda Rights were overlooked, and so. . . he made me find a lawyer and I found one in the know! So my unruly elephant is getting out real soon. A female has been writing him. He’s way over the moon! His lady likes to spray. He told me, “Carry an umbrella when you walk me down the aisle with my charming bride named Ella.”
    Clemency Project 2014
    https://www.clemencyproject2014.org/

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